Economic Traitors - Exclusive Poem - by The Irish Observer -

My name is Brian Lendme,


And Biffo is my mate,

We love spending your money,

But now it is too late,

Open up your coffers,

Workers and the rest,

Me and my friend Biffo,

Like to have the best,

500K is my income,

But that is not enough,

We like the good time,

Others like it rough,

Soon it will be Christmas,

Jesuz that will be great,

I must call the Gardai,

To get the beggars from my Gate.

By The Irish Observer 2010