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Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Enda Kenny Moriarty Tribunal
Speech by the Taoiseach Enda Kenny in the Dáil debate on the report of the Moriarty Tribunal
I welcome the fact that the House is holding this comprehensive debate on the final report of the Moriarty Tribunal. I am sure that members will appreciate that I am somewhat constrained in what I can say because there are legal proceedings before the courts.
“A devastating critique of a powerful elite. Exposing a gross abuse of privilege. A rank abuse of public office. A devastating abuse of public trust.”
That is exactly how I described the first Moriarty report when I was sitting where Deputy (Micheal) Martin is now. Across Ireland, four years later, people might be thinking... here we go again. But today, as Taoiseach, I can assure them that is certainly not the case.
Because the recent election did matter. Their vote did bring change. They were right to give us their trust. Consequently, on this, the final Moriarty Report, they can expect anything but more of the same. Because I know that yet another report...reeking of... fanatical greed, obsessive attachment to power and breathtaking attempts to acquire, use and access privilege.... is enough now, for the people of Ireland. In fact, it’s too much, way too much.... as they watch their own lives imploding, the future they had planned disappearing...
I believe this report will weary and bewilder people more than others. In these straitened times, when people are hurting and suffering so badly what the report exposes is all the more galling, damaging and worrying. But in a well-functioning democracy.... a republic....this information difficult as it might be....is essential.
I welcome the publication of the final report of the Moriarty Tribunal. I welcome the fact that the Tribunal does two, important things: it exonerates the members of the then Government of any wrongdoing in regard to the awarding of the licence. And it asserts that the normal decision-making procedures were by-passed in that case.
The Tribunal finds seriously.... and serially...... against Deputy Michael Lowry and others who are major players in Irish business and public life. The Minister for Justice has already addressed the arrogance, unseemliness
and danger of their public reaction.
Deputy Lowry, however, was elected here to the Dail, the highest forum in the land, on the basis of public trust. And it is here in this forum, that I expect him to answer Mr. Justice Moriarty’s findings against him.
To do it forensically and willingly. Not from ego. Or from the ‘position’ he and others adopted from the outset of this Tribunal. Or from his sense of ‘mandate’. I cannot imagine a mandate from Irish people – or true democrats anywhere - that would involve an order or desire or permission for the behaviour outlined in the report.
I would remind the House that ever before the Tribunal....in fact.....when the first issue regarding Deputy Lowry’s conduct arose ..... Fine Gael acted immediately to remove him first, from Government Office and then, from the party itself.
We did so in-keeping with our desire to maintain probity and standards in politics as befits the party that founded the State. Fine Gael’s response was swift and appropriate, in sharp contrast with the blind and tribal defences mounted by other parties in comparable circumstances.
In that context then, I welcome, equally, the Tribunal’s recommendations. Recommendations that, in many ways, reflect the vital reform plans of the new government. This is a serious report that merits a serious response. Previous Tribunals elicited thousands of words.....but pitiful inaction..... by those who sat, then, over here.
The new government breaks from that precedent and acts definitively and decisively. We referred the Moriarty Report to the Garda Commissioner, the Director of Public Prosecution and the Revenue Commissioners, without issue, hesitation or equivocation.
Earlier today, the Cabinet considered this report and directed the relevant departments to provide a comprehensive report to the Government within four weeks on the report’s recommendations so that appropriate action can be taken. And we plan further, direct action, to sever the links between politics and business once and for all....
And in so doing, achieve three things: stop the further pollution of our society, re-establish a moral code and order to public life, and through that, restore public confidence to politics, and to government. In that context, then, I want to deal with the Tribunal’s interaction with the Fine Gael Party.
In September 1997, the party voted unanimously to set up the Moriarty Tribunal. FG assisted the Tribunal in every way possible.... to the degree that, on occasion, the Tribunal has praised its assistance and co-operation. Moreover, to the best of my knowledge, Fine Gael was the only political entity before the Tribunal, to waive its entitlement to legal privilege and made available all notes, letters, and attendance that were available to the party’s legal advisors for the purposes of obtaining a legal opinion from an eminent senior counsel. By any objective measure, these are not the actions of a party that had anything to hide.
With regard to the issue of the Telenor donation to the party, mindful of its obligations to the Tribunal, and concerned that the donation might fall within the terms of reference of the Tribunal, Fine Gael sought the opinion of a senior counsel who gave the clear opinion that this donation did not fall within the remit of the tribunal.
That legal opinion stated that the donation in question was a donation to the party and because it was a Party donation, and of no benefit to Deputy Michael Lowry, it did not fall within the Tribunal’s remit. Fine Gael then acted on this legal opinion.
In order to clear up any doubt that might exist about the clarity of this opinion, I have instructed Fine Gael party officials to publish it on the party’s website immediately.
For its part, the Moriarty Tribunal has recognised FG’s entitlement to adhere to the strong legal opinion it received. Equally, the Tribunal expresses its regret that the party did not over-ride that opinion.
There are three points I would like to make in this regard. Firstly, I don’t just share Mr Justice Moriarty’s regret. I believe the failure to over-ride the legal opinion, was in hindsight wrong. Secondly, the circuitous and clandestine way in which this cheque was routed to the party was also wrong. This resulted in the then party officials not being initially aware of the true source of the donation.
When the source did become known, the position of the party leadership was unequivocal. I quote, directly, from the final conclusions of the Moriarty Report: Section 62.04 state
“That donation was unwelcome to the party and was rejected by the Party Leader .”
Not alone did he reject it, the then-taoiseach, John Bruton, ordered that the money be returned.
The Tribunal says: “It is satisfied that he (John Bruton) sought to convey to Mr Austin that acceptance of this donation was entirely inappropriate. This is confirmed by his subsequent direction that the donation should immediately be returned to the donor, on learning that, contrary to his wishes, the donation had in fact been received by FG.”
Thereafter, when Michael Noonan became leader and the donation was, once more at issue, he in turn, ordered that all relevant documentation be made available to the Tribunal, with alacrity and seriousness. The Tribunal welcomed his actions in so doing.
Thirdly, in the context of the new, revitalised republic we are in the process of building – the government and the people working together in trust and partnership - neither action would happen today.
Because I believe that to recreate political virtue, to rebuild public trust, to restore our reputation, it is no longer sufficient to do what is correct. To achieve even a fraction of that, we must do what is right.
Because while what is correct starts in legal opinions and rules and legislation, what is right starts here in the human heart, in our conscience, in respect for our neighbour, in the values that define who we are and what we want to be. If this is how we try to live our lives in this country, then this is how we should practise our politics. I speak for the entire government when I say this is what will inspire and drive our tenure.
In the Programme for Government, which of course was published by the new Government and endorsed by this House prior to the publication of the Moriarty Report, we set out proposals for the most comprehensive programme of political reform since the 1930s.
We believe that politics must be about service to the public, and not to provide financial gain for politicians, or anyone else. We have already kept our promise to reduce the salaries of members of the Government and to reform the arrangements in relation to Ministerial transport. With regard to the relationship between business and politics: We committed ourselves to introducing the necessary legal and constitutional provisions to ban corporate donations to political parties.
We also committed ourselves to reducing the limits on donations to political parties and candidates and requiring disclosure of all aggregate sums above a limited threshold. We promised to introduce a statutory register of lobbyists, as well as a set of rules governing the practice of lobbying.
With regard to the relationship between civil servants and Ministers, we need to introduce reforms which reflect the transformation that is taking place in this relationship in light of the Public Service Transformation Programme. And, of course, the Programme for Government outlines substantial reforms in this area.
We will introduce Whistleblowers legislation, and return Freedom of Information to where it was before the 2003 Act. We will amend the Official Secrets Act, retaining a criminal sanction only for breaches which involve a serious threat to the vital interests of the State. We will scrap the current restrictions on the nature and extent of evidence by civil servants to Oireachtas Committees and replace them with new guidelines that reflect the reality of the authority delegated to them and their personal accountability for the way it is exercised.
We will also amend the rules to ensure that no Minister or senior public servant, including political appointees, can work in the private sector in any area involving a potential conflict of interest with their former area of public employment, until at least two years have elapsed after they left public service.
We will also introduce reforms which, while not directly related to issues emerging from the Moriarty Tribunal, will ensure that trust is restored in our democratic institutions and that the concerns of citizens, rather than the elites, are placed firmly at the centre of Government.
In its terms of reference, the Moriarty Tribunal was asked to bring forward any recommendations which it deemed appropriate in relation to the matters investigated by it. In this context, in addition to dealing with the issue of political donations, the Tribunal’s Final Report outlined a series of recommendations in the areas of company law; the independence of the Revenue Commissioners; and the future conduct of Tribunals of Inquiry.
With regard to Judge Moriarty’s comments on the conduct of Tribunals of Inquiry, the Government, of course, has restored the Tribunals of Inquiry Bill to the Dáil Order Paper. This Bill will provide for a comprehensive reform and consolidation of the current legislation relating to Tribunals of Inquiry and to put in place a modern, comprehensive statutory framework governing all aspects of the operation of a Tribunal, from the time of its establishment to the publication of its final report.
The Bill implements in large part the proposals contained in the Law Reform Commission's Report on Public Inquiries, particularly those relating to the more efficient management and operation of public inquiries.
We will review the Bill in the context of the Report’s recommendations about Tribunals of Inquiry. Of course, much comment has been made on the effectiveness of using Tribunals at all for inquiring into matters of urgent public importance. The Government are committed to holding a Referendum, subject to approval by the Oireachtas, to reverse the effects of the Abbeylara judgement and enable Oireachtas Committees to carry out full investigations.
Overall, for the sake of our democracy, and in the context of the national misery caused by weak and reckless administration and corrupt, self-serving politicians...... we must return both government and parliament to the people. We must rehabilitate the idea of civic virtue...... the idea of the duty and nobility of public service. We must. And we will.
In conclusion, let me say that as Taoiseach of the new government - and indeed as the father of this House ....
The very fact that a modern democracy – a still-young republic – would require tribunals into payments to politicians at all..... Is proof of… The degradation of politics, the decline of civic virtue.... The inevitable rise of public cynicism and disengagement. It shows, too, what happens to a society when people swap the big idea of their being responsible, powerful citizens for the infinitely smaller and confining idea of being mere customers or consumers.
Ironically, it was Deputy Lenihan who best summed up our current situation when he said last Thursday, that “Nothing would damage our international reputation more than uncertainty on an issue of that character.” He was right. But where he says would damage.... I say incalculable damage has already been done. Because of a culture of : thanks very much big fella, walking-around money, whip-arounds, luck on the horses, of a Taoiseach degrading our nation and this Office by trousering after-dinner tips.... A culture typified by arrogant, mercenary and immoral politics that almost ruined our reputation... Made a mockery of ‘character’ itself.
When that culture included business and banking, it contaminated our country, divided our society, diminished our republic.
That contamination, division and diminution must end. Now....when the stakes are soaring.... with the eyes of so many on us...... when as a country, we have the palpable, urgent sense of our making a new start .... for and with each other... together... for a change. And the contamination, division and diminution do end. Here with the new government with a radically different standard, a radically different
view.
And it is this: That the Irish people are citizens of a republic. That we have rights and responsibilities to build a bright future, a strong economy, a compassionate, thoughtful society.
And that we will exercise those rights to the fullest by believing and showing that we cannot be bought, cheapened or exploited by politicians, banks and businesses..... whoever they might be.
This new ‘speculation’ in favour of the citizen, democracy and justice, can do much to give our own people - and others - new confidence, faith and energy in the ideals on which our republic is founded. Yes - Ireland might be a small country. But we are a significant nation. Our honour, reputation and future are priceless. And can never be for sale, whether as a matter of fact, perception or opinion.
When I was elected Taoiseach, I spoke of restoring morality to our public life. I did so aware that we are haunted by a previous ‘morality’. Where elements of the Church and State colluded to permit all kinds of savagery on our society...It was a morality that decommissioned conscience, suffocated ‘the spirit’, created an architecture of intrigue, denial and deception that excluded ‘heart’, ‘truth’ even ‘humanity’ itself.
In the aftermath of this report, I want the government and the people to work together to bring a new, life-giving morality to public and civic Ireland. A morality based on compassion, kindness, thoughtfulness, dignity, honesty. And above all.... respect. Respect for ourselves, respect for all who share our society, our country. Respect that brings out the best in the Irish people, making us responsible for our choices, for our actions. Keeping us mindful of their consequences for the generations to come. Because, the future belongs to them.
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Saturday, March 26, 2011
Meath GAA Fixtures
COUNTY
Saturday, 19th March 2011
LEINSTER MINOR HURLING LEAGUE
Rathdowney (4.00 p.m.): Laois v Meath
Ref: TBC
LEINSTER MINOR FOOTBALL LEAGUE
TBC (2.30 p.m.): Longford v Meath
Ref: TBC
Sunday, 20th March 2011
ALLIANZ NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE - ROINN 2
- ROUND 5 -
Newbridge (2.30 p.m.): Kildare v Meath
Ref: TBC
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CLUB
WEDNESDAY, 30TH MARCH 2011
BMB ROADSURFACING SERVICES TAILTEANN CUP FINAL
2010
Pairc Tailteann (7.30 p.m.): Curraha v Dunsany
Ref: Jack Gordon
Sunday, March 20, 2011
Play in one Act Theatre
(A Play in One Act for Stage)
The Squat
This play is set in a squat in Dublin, Ireland, following the collapse of the Irish economy. Due to political, banking and property corruption hundreds of thousands of people lost their jobs, their homes and their dignity. I hope this play will give some insight into the lives of many who now in 2010 live on the margins of Irish society.
The play opens with loud banging on the front door, which is to the left hand side of the stage. There is a confusion of muttered voices from within and total darkness. The daylight breaks through a tear in the heavy blanket that covers the broken window and illuminates the room with a piecing blade of light. The room and its effects are reminiscent of a rubbish skip. There is a busted couch, armchair that does not match the couch, rubbish and empty bottles scattered about the floor.
Hatchets: 35 years old. In stained white vest, tracksuit bottoms, Doc-Martin boots and close cropped hair – removes the heavy blanket that covers the window, the window is to the left of the door that is at the left hand side of the stage.
Crusty: 29 years old. Pushing her matted dreadlocks from her face – pops up her head from beneath a sleeping bag on the old torn couch. Her face ravaged and prematurely aged by alcohol and drug abuse.
Sambo: In green combat jumper and army trousers is sleeping full stretch on the old busted armchair. Sambo says he is 40 but looks more like sixty due to the ravages of his life; he is Black with an Irish Accent.
Rose: Is a member of the travelling community, her face weather beaten and drawn, yet she holds a beauty in her dark complexion. She is 24 years old and is sleeping in a sleeping bag on the floor in front of the couch.
Patrica (Patrick): 35 years old, Gay, Five feet - two inches tall. Dark hair, tidy shirt and slacks, speaks camp.
Generally they all dread another day in their dark cold world.
Hatchets: (Opens the door)
Garda: (Unseen) This notice here by directs you and anyone herein to vacate these premises within fourteen days by Order of the High Court.
Hatchets: (Rubbing his eyes) we want no part of your rat race copper so p… off.
Garda: (Hands – Order to Hatchets) Fourteen days Hatchets or we will be back to shift you and your junkie mates.
Sambo: (stirring from his sleep) Hey man, close that feakin door.
Hatchets: (Slams the door) Bloody coppers (Hatchets tears up the order and throws its confetti over Crusty’s head).
Crusty: (Dusting the confetti from her dreadlocks) Any cans left?
Hatchets: (Takes a can of Guinness from the top of an old side board that is littered with empty beer cans and whiskey/cider bottles. He opens the can and takes a long drink then passes the can to Crusty) Jesuz man, my mouth was as dry as Ghandi’s sandals.
Crusty: (Sitting up drinking from the can) Have we any money Hatchets?
Hatchets: (Defensive) What do you want money for?
Crusty: I thought we could get some of those cheap bottles of wine from Dunnes and go over to the den.
Hatchets: (Angry) Didn’t I tell ye that we can’t go to the Den cos I owe Cahill for those E-Tabs.
Crusty: We could drink them here and Kitty owes me two E-tabs. She said she would pay me back today when she gets the child benefit for that sprog of hers.
Hatchets: I won’t like to be waiting her – doesn’t she owe Lump Hammer half her child benefit for that loan she got off him at Christmas.
Crusty: Ye, I suppose – what about the wine?
Sambo: (Fumbles in his pocket) Hey man, I have ten Euros. Shit man that was yesterday.
Hatchets: Rose have you any money left?
Rose (Moves about inside the sleeping bag) I have seven Euros.
Hatchets: I have twenty – twenty-seven Euros we have. How much was that wine?
Crusty: 3.99 a bottle.
Hatchets: How many bottles is that Sambo? You’re the one with the economics degree.
Sambo: (Sitting up in the armchair) six bottles and we could get a bottle of Bulmers with the rest.
Rose: I’ll have the Bulmers – pear flavour – that wine is piss.
Crusty: (Climbing out of her sleeping bag – stumbles across the floor to the sink at the back of the stage) What’s the story - are we going or what?
Hatchets: We need to lift something to eat if all the money is going on the drink.
Crusty: You’re going soft Hatchets – wasting good drinking time with food.
Rose: I will lift a few of those Gammons.
Sambo: Ye man, you had that many Gammons down your jumper last week the security man asked if you were related to Jordan.
Hatchets: I wish I was a celebrity.
Crusty: You are in the Bridewell and the Gards are going to get you out of here next week.
(General laughter)
Rose: (Face pained) Did you see that Mc Fadden mutt eating them worms?
Hatchets: Jesuz they looked worse than you’re coddle.
Rose: (Jumps from her sleeping bag and pokes Hatchets in the ribs with her fingers) That coddle saved you from starvation on more than one occasion.
Sambo: You’re coddle is good man – like the juice from the mango tree and the liver of buzzards.
Rose: The blessings of the Gods on you.
Hatchets: The curses of the two headed goat on you – she’ll be making it all the time now.
Sambo: Not if you have tasted the liver of buzzards.
Crusty: Are we ready?
Hatchets: Jesuz it’s too early to go out.
Rose: We can’t all go out anyway in case the corporation seal the house.
Sambo: I stay man – I keep them out.
Crusty: Settle yourself Rambo – they can’t enter the house after giving fourteen days notice – they would be in contempt of their own court order.
Hatchets: I forgot that you had the law degree Crusty – maybe you could apply your mind to getting me a bite to eat.
Crusty: (Lifts and shakes a cornflakes box from the side board beside the sink) There’s nothing – the cupboard is bare.
Rose: I’ll go with Hatchets – he can get the drink and I will do some shopping.
Crusty: Ye, with Travellers cheques.
Rose: Any more of that Hatchets and I’ll have you before the Equality Commission.
Hatchets: Ye – Pavee Rights.
Crusty: Pavee rights my arse – the two of us got put out of Devlins Pub for being drunk and incapable – Rose ended up getting two grand off the Equality Commission and I got a fifty-Euro fine for being drunk in a public place.
Rose: Sure wasn’t it you that advised me on the case.
Crusty: Ye but I was only taking the piss.
Rose: At least we had a good time on the money – I think!
Sambo: (Impatient) Drink, Drink, Drink.
Hatchets: (Drops his empty beer can to the floor) Jesuz, I thought that was Father Jack.
Crusty: Ye, with a North African accent.
Hatchets: (Kicks his way across the littered floor) Come on Rose.
Rose: (Dusting down her heavy brightly coloured skirt) We’re away.
(Hatchets opens the door to the left of the stage and Rose steps out followed by Hatchets)
Sambo: (Curls up on the couch and begins to roll a joint) Want some blow Crusty?
Crusty: (Subconsciously scratching her face) Where did you get the blow?
Sambo: I got a ten deal of Fiddler; he is married to my sister.
Crusty: (Surprised) Shit – Cola is your sister?
Sambo: Ye man – we come in on the same boat. The rest of our family were killed in the civil war.
Crusty: Jesuz, I’m sorry.
Sambo: That’s why I am so feaked up man.
Crusty: (Cuddles up beside Sambo on the couch) I guess I just never thought.
Sambo: Why should you? It’s my problem.
Crusty: (Contemplating) I guess we never really talk in this shit world we are in. I often want to talk but it’s easier not to. An hour becomes two hours, a day becomes a week, weeks becomes a month and still no talking.
Sambo: Ye, since I dropped out of college I have not thought too much about anything – just the price of the next joint or drink. I guess I have created my own rat race.
Crusty: Oh Shit!
Sambo: What’s wrong man?
Crusty: A mouse has just gone into Rose’s sleeping bag.
Sambo: That’s OK man; a screw in the Joy told me that when you have mice you don’t have rats.
Crusty: (Not assured) Jesuz this is a long way from my air conditioned pad that I had on the Quays when the Celtic Tiger had teeth.
Sambo: You should have stayed in favour with your Da.
Crusty: (Reflective) I guess when he found out I was lap dancing to feed my habit and speeding my college fees on trips to Amsterdam the bond that we never had was easily broken.
Sambo: (Having taken a couple of long draws on the joint passes it to Crusty) Go on do us a lap dance.
Crusty: (Incorrigible) (Climbs up onto the coffee table in front of the couch and begins to motion a lap dance) What do you think – worth a tenner?
Sambo: (Laughing) its not Sandra Bollock in Strip-Tease especially with them baggy trousers and woolly jumper.
Crusty: Well that’s all you’re getting you perve (She falls back onto the couch).
Sambo: Where can we go when they evict us?
Crusty: There is a squat up on Dorset Street – but it’s full of junkies.
Sambo: I don’t want that shit again – I have been off the gear for a few months now – I’m happy with a bit of Black Moroccan.
Crusty: Me too. What about that squat in Mc Dermot Street with your lot?
Sambo: I don’t think your white ass would be too welcome there.
Crusty: I thought it was our lot that were supposed to be racist against your lot.
Sambo: It’s not that – it’s just that our people are a proud people – some Chiefs in their own tribe back in Africa – they don’t like outsiders to see them living in such conditions.
Crusty: (Suddenly serious) I never thought of that.
Sambo: They are my brothers and sisters. They never got a chance – they had to flee their home land for fear of death.
Crusty: (Passes the joint back to Sambo) I guess not.
Sambo: (Relaxed) Nice bit of Black Moroccan makes the world a better place.
Crusty: Will you sleep with me tonight?
Sambo: (Looking towards the ceiling) I have no woman since my wife died. The virus, you know man. I miss her too much, only the weed takes away some of the pain.
Crusty: She was great. She helped me off the gear and the game. I thought I was the one who would die from the virus after all that I had done. Then Cleo gets the virus after being stabbed by that junkie, crazy, crazy (Head shaking).
Sambo: (Uncertain) I guess its God’s way.
Crusty: (Sarcastically) A strange way, strange.
Sambo: (Serious) No I won’t sleep with you. You know that if I did Hatchets would go mental.
Crusty: I guess you’re right – but I am still a woman with woman’s needs.
Sambo: (Laughs) Ye, you need a good wash.
Crusty: (Wrestles with Sambo on the couch in a playful way) You shit, you know I washed last night.
Sambo: (Laughs loud) I don’t think washing your hands counts.
Crusty: (Exhausted – lies full stretch on the couch with her bared feet on Sambo’s lap) We’re not too badly off are we?
Sambo: I’ve been worse places. What are you thinking about?
Crusty: My first boyfriend at college.
Sambo: What was he like?
Crusty: (Reflective) Tall, dark and sexy, very sexy. He played for the rugby team. His hair was oiled and slicked back with a lovely shine. Just thinking about him makes me weak at the knees.
Sambo: What happened to him? Did he die?
Crusty: Worse than that – he’s an accountant in Temple Bar and married with two kids.
Sambo: (Moves to the sink and begins to wash his face in a bucket of water. There is no running water) Oh man that water is cold (Splashing water on his face).
Crusty: (Contemplating) I wonder what will come of us?
Sambo: (Pauses) I don’t know.
Crusty: I’ve known a lot of decent people in my time but they’re all caught in the rat race, mortgages, big cars, private schools, and its even worse since the Celtic Tiger died from corruption.
Sambo: My God!
Crusty: What?
Sambo: I have no idea about such things – maybe I would be better off dead.
Crusty: (Surprised) Jesuz where did that come from? Still maybe you’re right.
Sambo: I have thought about killing myself many times, but I could not as I had to take care of Cola.
Crusty: Ye, sometimes I think it would be easy just to end it all. This bloody concrete jungle that was once a proud city of culture and tradition no longer inspires the heat or mind.
Sambo: Tomorrow if it is fine we will go to Stephen’s Green and remind you of your great history. And maybe we can look at the Spire.
Crusty: Ye, and get pushed about by the tourist police as Hatchets calls them, keeping the streets clean of us vagrants so that the American millionaires can buy their plastic paddy gifts from the Euro shop.
(Loud Knock on the door)
Crusty: (Opens the door – Hatchets steps in followed by Rose)
Hatchets: (Breathless) Bleedin Jesuz.
Crusty: What?
Hatchets: A feakin security guard followed us all the way up Gardiner Street. Thanks bit of Jesuz the Corporation has half the town dug up or he would have caught us.
Rose: The curse of the fatted pig on him.
Crusty: Enough with the seventh daughter of the seventh daughter crap.
Sambo: Ye man you’re like a bloody witch doctor.
Crusty: What did yee’s get?
Hatchets: (Holding two plastic carrier bags in his left hand – clears the top of the old side board with a quick swipe of his right hand. All of the empty cans and bottles crash to the floor) Eight bottles of wine and a flagon of Bulmers for Rose.
Crusty: How did yee get the extra drink?
Rose: (Matter of fact) I done a wee bit of business with a regular.
Sambo: Any food?
Rose: (Reaching inside her jumper – pulls out several packages) Four Gammons – two Uncle Bens Rice and curry powder.
Crusty: Jesuz, Jordan could not compete with that, I hope you got your Club points.
Hatchets: (Tries to light the old gas cooker that stands beside the sink at the back of the stage) Shit the matches are damp.
Sambo: (Throws a cigarette lighter to Hatchets) That should do the trick.
Hatchets: That’s my lighter you tea leaf.
Crusty: I’ll be cooking.
Rose: (Drinking the Bulmers from the bottle) I have done my bit (Then sits on the couch).
(Banging on the front door)
Hatchets: (Agitated) If that’s the feakin coppers again….
Rose: (Jumps up) I’ll get it we don’t want you back in the Joy. (Rose walks to the door and opens it with some effort) Patrica you mad thing. Hat brings you to this end of town?
Patrica: (Speaks very camp) I was down the town shopping with me Mum and thought I was say hello to you mad yokes.
Crusty: OK - Trish.
Patrica: Lovely thanks.
Hatchets: Right that’s it Crusty get the grub going.
Rose: (Sitting with Patrica on the couch) Want a drink Trish?
Patrica: Go on then I’ll have some of that expensive wine.
Hatchets: None of your Summerhill snobbery here you mad Queen.
Patrica: Better to be Queen of the North than reject of the South.
Hatchets: I left the south side of my own accord.
Patrica: (Dismissive) What ever.
Crusty: Do you want the rice and curry sauce over your Gammons?
Patrica: (Gayly) Oh Lovely!
Sambo: (Hungry) I just want gammon on my gammon.
Hatchets: (Places five paper plates on the coffee table) Move your feet you mad yoke.
Patrica: (Takes his feet off the coffee table) It’s nice to be nice, you brute.
Sambo: (Pours wine into five polystyrene cups that he has placed beside the paper plates) Rose do you want wine?
Rose: Go on then – I don’t usually mix my drinks.
Hatchets: Ye, and a horse doesn’t drink water.
Rose: All you know about horses could be written on a match box.
Hatchets: You’re hardly Vincent O’ Brien just because you kept a pony in the flats.
Patrica: (Firm) Oh, put your claws away.
Crusty: (Carries the frying pan to the coffee table and places some gammon on each plate) Now what about that? Who wants rice and curry?
Patrica: (Leaning forward and taking a plate) Just rice for me I’m watching my figure.
Rose: Everything for me.
Sambo: (Sitting in the arm chair – paper plate in hand) Just rice for me.
Hatchets: (Sitting in the lotus position on the floor to the left of the coffee table) A bit of curry sauce Crusty?
Crusty: (Carries saucepan to each of Rose, Patrica and Sambo) Rice (Places spoon of rice on each dish).
Hatchets: What about your own Crusty?
Crusty: (Puts some rice on her plate on the coffee table and then returns to the cooker) Curry sauce? (Curry sauce for Rose, Hatchets and some on her own plate).
(Crusty: Returns saucepan to the cooker and then joins Rose and Patrica on the couch – Crusty seated in the middle).
(All eat in silence for a couple of minutes – each taking drinks from cans and bottles as they eat)
Sambo: (Contemplating) I always feel guilty when I eat the meat of pig.
Patrica: (Inquiringly) Is it against your religion?
Sambo: I’m Catholic.
Patrica: (Apologetically) That puts me in my place.
Rose: I don’t like eating meat either – but if we did not eat meat in this crap place we would die.
Hatchets: (Placing the last bit of gammon in his mouth) I’m glad I’m not a Muslim.
Rose: Who’s a Muslim?
Crusty: That’s what has the world daft the way it is.
Patrica: What?
Crusty: Religion.
Sambo: I believe in God.
Crusty: That’s not religion – religion is bricks and mortar, rules and regulations, discrimination and prejudice. While the religious were preaching off the altar to us they were abusing children – sick.
Patrica: (Agitated) That’s right Crusty – sure the priests say I am going to hell because I am gay.
Hatchets: You should have asked them for a lift for that’s where most of those scum bags are going.
Rose: Your such an ass Hatchets – at least Trish doesn’t hurt people.
Hatchets: (Dismissive) Rose you’re hardly on the jury are you?
Rose: I live and let live.
Hatchets: (Pours more wine for everyone) OK sham drink up.
Patrica: (Slightly drunk) Us? We’ve no chance.
Crusty: Gays?
Patrica: No, us outcasts, drop outs, homeless….we have no power like those corrupt property speculators and bankers.
Rose: Ye, we can’t pay the back hander’s or oil the palms.
Hatchets: (Pours more drink) Nobodies that’s what we are.
Sambo: Try being Black man, try being Black.
Crusty: (Sad) Sometimes I just wish I could end it all.
Patrica: (In agreement) Same as, same as.
Hatchets: Why don’t we then.
Sambo: No way man.
Rose: Jesuz, are you all mad. Anything is better than death. I have been pushed from high way to by way all my life. I have live din filth and lived with disease and ye think we are badly off.
Sambo: (Impressed by Rose) Ye man, death can’t be the answer.
Crusty: (More certain) Why not? An end to this daily crap of begging and stealing – filth and the constant smell of piss and sweating bodies.
Patrica: I think death would be a relief – having to apologise every day for who I am – I’m sick of it.
Hatchets: (Rolling a joint) Lets do it – end this crap.
Patrica: (Pouring more drink for everyone) It would be like Waco – a mass suicide.
Sambo: But what about your families? (He moves to the sink to wash his face)
Crusty: How could we do it?
Rose: (Smoking a joint passed to her by Hatchets) It would have to be painless.
Patrica: Not hanging. I want my face and neck to look just as perfect in death as they are in life (Stroking his neck). I want to be laid out in my best dress in a coffin of purple velvet. I have it all written in my Bridget Jones diary.
Hatchets: They can put me in a vegetable box from Moore Street – no fancy crap for me.
Patrica: (Sarcastically) I think that’s where they put cabbages anyway.
Hatchets: What did you say?
Patrica: Oh nothing, nothing.
Hatchets: (Throws an empty wine bottle over his shoulder onto the littered floor) We could use gas.
Patrica: I hope we won’t be too much trouble, too much inconvenience.
Hatchets: (Walks over to the gas cooker – lifts and shakes the gas cylinder) Well it won’t be death by gas – there’s not enough left to cook a sausage.
Patrica: (Pained expression) Ouch!
Rose: For Jesus sake stop this madness – life is always better than death.
Crusty: (Awakened from her day dream) Ye, I guess suicide would be cheating and cause too much pain to those left behind.
Sambo: (Smoking a joint) Ye man. Lets go to heaven the old fashion way – No woman - no love.
Hatchets: Did my best. Hope you’re not going to blame me for the journey to the twi-light zone. Ye don’t know how hard life is.
Crusty: I think we might.
Patrica: (Almost in tears) For the first time in my life I felt free for those few minutes.
Rose: I guess it’s back to Knackers, Niggers and Junkies.
Sambo: Ye man, a world where everyone knows their place.
Hatchets: (Hesitates for a moment – embarrassed) Do you ever feel lonely?
Patrica: (Pouting his lips and winking at Crusty) Oh come on Hatchets – give Trish a Hug.
Crusty: Group Hug.
Hatchets: (Returning for his momentary lapse) I’m out of here (Angry) (He walks to the door – opens it and steps out and slams the door behind him).
Rose: (Follows Hatchets to the door and bolts it behind him) Any more drink?
Patrica: (Holding a cup to Rose) Here.
Rose: (Joins Sambo, Patrica and Crusty on the couch) To Squatters Rights (She holds her cup high).
(All four hold their cups high towards the ceiling)
THE CURTAIN FALLS.
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Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Medical Card Charges to go for Prescription -
Minister for Health James Reilly has confirmed he intends to scrap the 50c prescription charge for people with medical cards.
In his first televised interview since taking over the health portfolio, Dr Reilly told RTÉ the prescription charge was "not a wise policy decision" as it would likely prevent people from getting their medicines.
Dr Reilly said he would discuss scrapping the charge with officials in his department.
"I would hope it would happen this year but I don't want to make a commitment I can't absolutely underscore as I haven't discussed it internally here yet," he said.
Charges were introduced last October resulting in most medical card holders paying 50 cent per item prescribed, subject to a cap of €10 per month for each family. Some categories of patient are exempt from the charge, such as hepatitis C patients, children in the care of the HSE, and those on the long-term illness scheme and high-tech drugs.
The decision to introduce the prescription levy was taken even after an expert group found it was unlikely to raise enough revenue to justify the costs of administering the change.
Today's announcement has been widely welcomed, with the Irish Senior Citizens' Parliament saying it agreed the charge was a deterrent that would stop medical holders from getting their medication.
The Irish Pharmacy Union also welcomed the decision.
Sinn Féin's health and children spokesman Caoimhghín Ó Caoláin urged the Minister to dispense with the charges as soon as possible.
"There are major savings to be made on the State’s drugs bill and it is these that should be pursued now that the unjust imposition on medical card patients is to go," he said.
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Fianna Fail Split -
Former minister for finance Brian Lenihan has said he had to provide much of the leadership in the last government when the then taoiseach Brian Cowen failed to do so.
Mr Lenihan said he was "disappointed" in Mr Cowen and that the latter's failure to communicate meant Mr Lenihan had to provide it "along with everything else."
"I had a good working relationship with Brian Cowen around the cabinet table but I was disappointed," he said in an interview with the Community Voice newspaper, which was given at the Dublin West count centre as votes were being counted.
"I felt that when he was elected taoiseach he would give a stronger lead and express himself in a more forthright way about the problems facing the country. I felt that I had to give a lot of that lead and give those forthright expressions myself along with everything else," he said.
Mr Lenihan said he did not challenge Mr Cowen for the leadership because the country was in "very choppy waters" and any political move of his could have destabilised the country and its finances. "It was a terrible constraint to be operating under."
Mr Lenihan said he had "no regrets" over his time as minister for finance.
"It was the worst economic crash Ireland ever faced and in my defence I can say that I stabilised the ship and kept the ship afloat. That’s all I could do," he said. "I think it’s tremendous now that after this election we will have a new government. I think that’s very important because it will allow us to move on as a people."
Former Fianna Fáil minister Willie O’Dea said Mr Lenihan “knew what was going on” and he respected his views.
“He was around the cabinet table when I wasn’t there. He knew what was going on. If that’s what he felt I respect that,” he told RTÉ’s News at One programme.
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Sunday, March 13, 2011
Saint Patricks Day 2011 Meath -
Saint Patrick's Day Parades & Events in Navan
PARADES
Navan Saint Patricks Day Parade 2011
Thursday 17 March 2011
The traditional St Patricks Day Parade will take place as usual and promises to be one of the highlights of this year's Navan Shamrock Festival.
We would ask that all local Navan business, community groups, schools and clubs show their support for this year's parade by taking part!
Over the centuries, Navan founded in the 12th centuryhas been a forerunner in almost everything to hit Ireland.
In 1170, Hugh DeLacy was granted the ancient Kingdom of Meath .The most common Irish families at the time were McLoughlin, McGogarty, O'Loughnane, Hayes, O'Reilly, O'Kelly and O'Hennessy.
It was common with descendants of the early Anglo-Norman settlers to take Irish surnames at the time and a branch of the Nangle family settled in the West of Ireland and took the name MacCostello.
Navan was considered an important military position to be held by the newcomers. In 1539 an invasion of Meath took place by the Northern Princes O'Neil and O'Donnell and they devastated, burned and plundered Navan and Ardee.
On returning north, the English forces pursued them and a battle was fought at Ballyhoe on the border of Meath and Monaghan and due to a lack of discipline, the Irish army was defeated.
After this, the English fortified Navan with walls and the Monastery was forced to surrender all its possesions to Henry VIII. It was plundered and turned into a cavalry barracks.
Other Anglo-Norman families who lived beside Navan were the Dowdalls of Athlumney and the Darcy's of Dunmoe. These families were on the side of the Catholic King James at the Battle of the Boyne in 1689.
In 19th century Navan, there were five corn mills, two paper mills, two distilleries (capable of producing 30,000 gallons of whiskey), one tannery, a flax mill employing 260 people, flour mills and a factory that manufactured sacks.
In the 18th and 19th century, two thirds of the land was devoted to tillage farming which was mainly potato growing. With the potato crop failing in the 1840's, the famine wiped out entire villages and what was left emigrated.
A workhouse was erected in Navan in 1842 and was renowned as the best managed workhouse in Ireland. It was managed by Mr. Cowley.
Cuirimid fáilte roimh chach go dtí an Uaimh ar an bhféile seo. Lá le Pádraig, dhá mhíle is a cúige.
Creidimid gurb í an Uaimh baile dúchais an tSeamróg toisc í a bheith suite in aice Teamhair. Mar sin comóraimid é seo.
Tá súil againn go mbainnfidh sibh sult agus taithneamh as an bhféile agus suimid sláinte chugaibh sa bhlian atá romhainn
Go raibh maith agaibh
Clann Naomh Pádraig.
Sunday, March 6, 2011
NHL Results -
NHL round-up: Kilkenny moved top of the Allianz Hurling League Division One table with a six-point win over Wexford at Nowlan Park, as Dublin won in Offaly and Cork ended Galway's winning run.
The Cats did the damage in the first half with goals from TJ Reid and ‘Cha’ Fitzpatrick, while Richie Hogan pointed five times for a nine-point advantage at halftime.
Wexford endeavoured to make a game of it in the second half, and managed to close the gap but couldn’t prevent their third defeat in as many games.
Dublin got their second win of the campaign with an impressive 13-point win over 14-man Offaly in Tullamore.
Conal Keaney was again to the fore, with nine points, while Ryan O’Dwyer struck two goals before the break, that came either side of Brian Mulrooney’s sending off for an off-the-ball incident.
With a 12-point lead heading into the second half, it was Dublin’s to lose. Shane Dooley found the net for Offaly in the 50th minute but that only restored the halftime deficit.
Joe Bergin’s penalty could have made the scoreline a little more respectable but Gary Maguire was equal to it in the Dublin goal.
Galway were knocked off the top of the table by Cork at Páirc Uí Chaoimh in a more evenly contested game.
Cork’s Pat Horgan found the net for the Rebels and Aengus Callinan responded but the Tribesmen trailed by six at the interval.
They clawed their way back into it, however, thanks to Ger Farragher’s seven-point haul after the break and it was all to play for in the dying moments.
The Rebels came up with the scores when needed, though, with Horgan pointing before a double from Cathal Naughton sealed the win.
“It was obvious that if we were beaten here it was a Galway-Kilkenny final – that’s the way it was heading,” said Cork manager Denis Walsh afterwards. “By winning we have opened it up for ourselves and for other teams as well."
NHL Results
Division 1
Cork 1-20 Galway 1-17
Kilkenny 2-16 Wexford 0-17
Offaly 1-13 Dublin 2-23
Division 2
Carlow 2-17 Kerry 1-12
Down 2-11 Limerick 1-25
Westmeath 2-17 Clare 1-27
Division 3a
Armagh 0-12 Kildare 1-16
Derry 0-15 Meath 0-14
London 1-14 Wicklow 1-15
Division 3b
Fingal 0-14 Louth 1-14
Monaghan 1-14 Donegal 3-12
Roscommon 1-19 Sligo 1-10
Division 4
Cavan 1-06 Tyrone 4-23
Fermanagh 2-11 South Down 4-13
Leitrim 3-08 Longford 2-15
The Cats did the damage in the first half with goals from TJ Reid and ‘Cha’ Fitzpatrick, while Richie Hogan pointed five times for a nine-point advantage at halftime.
Wexford endeavoured to make a game of it in the second half, and managed to close the gap but couldn’t prevent their third defeat in as many games.
Dublin got their second win of the campaign with an impressive 13-point win over 14-man Offaly in Tullamore.
Conal Keaney was again to the fore, with nine points, while Ryan O’Dwyer struck two goals before the break, that came either side of Brian Mulrooney’s sending off for an off-the-ball incident.
With a 12-point lead heading into the second half, it was Dublin’s to lose. Shane Dooley found the net for Offaly in the 50th minute but that only restored the halftime deficit.
Joe Bergin’s penalty could have made the scoreline a little more respectable but Gary Maguire was equal to it in the Dublin goal.
Galway were knocked off the top of the table by Cork at Páirc Uí Chaoimh in a more evenly contested game.
Cork’s Pat Horgan found the net for the Rebels and Aengus Callinan responded but the Tribesmen trailed by six at the interval.
They clawed their way back into it, however, thanks to Ger Farragher’s seven-point haul after the break and it was all to play for in the dying moments.
The Rebels came up with the scores when needed, though, with Horgan pointing before a double from Cathal Naughton sealed the win.
“It was obvious that if we were beaten here it was a Galway-Kilkenny final – that’s the way it was heading,” said Cork manager Denis Walsh afterwards. “By winning we have opened it up for ourselves and for other teams as well."
NHL Results
Division 1
Cork 1-20 Galway 1-17
Kilkenny 2-16 Wexford 0-17
Offaly 1-13 Dublin 2-23
Division 2
Carlow 2-17 Kerry 1-12
Down 2-11 Limerick 1-25
Westmeath 2-17 Clare 1-27
Division 3a
Armagh 0-12 Kildare 1-16
Derry 0-15 Meath 0-14
London 1-14 Wicklow 1-15
Division 3b
Fingal 0-14 Louth 1-14
Monaghan 1-14 Donegal 3-12
Roscommon 1-19 Sligo 1-10
Division 4
Cavan 1-06 Tyrone 4-23
Fermanagh 2-11 South Down 4-13
Leitrim 3-08 Longford 2-15
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